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Грязь на языке танца

Лидия Павленко, "КП"


В эфире канала ТНТ показали шокирующее видео. В кадре дергался и кривлялся тощий паренек со спутанными лохмами на голове. Как его колбасило - жуть. Я думала, у бедолаги припадок. И даже возмутилась, что все это выдают в эфир да еще на фоне цинично-веселой музыки. Но оказалось, что происходящее на экране не скандальный репортаж из клиники неврозов, а всего лишь премьера нового шоу «Танцы без правил». Тот парень с лохмами, как только справился со своими хореографическими судорогами, представился благодарной публике:

- Я - бог танца!

Почему он не назвался Наполеоном или Майей Плисецкой? Наверное, решил не мелочиться.

После «бога танца» на сцену вышел молодой человек, который изображал змея-искусителя, соблазнившего Еву съесть яблоко познания. И вместо того, чтобы пластично извиваться, как полагается порядочным гадам, этот змей по большей части совершал возвратно-поступательные движения, с помощью которых обычно размножаются. Так что Еву он соблазнял, получается, вовсе не яблоко съесть...

Но это, оказалось, еще цветочки. Одна девушка «станцевала» различные способы сексуальных сношений, включая оральный. У меня Камасутра на книжной полке закладкой от смущения поперхнулась, честное слово! А между тем танец, как выяснилось, назывался «Блондинка попала в ДТП». Наверное, крепко попала...
Потом другая девушка сплясала этюд «Встреча Красной Шапочки с волком». На роль волка согласился один из членов жюри проекта. Он ассистировал танцовщице и не пожалел об этом (привет Камасутре!).

Чем больше пошлости вкладывали участники в свои номера, тем выше жюри, посмеиваясь в кулачки, оценивало их усилия. Думаю, проект запросто можно переименовать в «Секс без правил» или «Стриптиз без ограничений». Суть останется та же. Тем более что умение танцевать в этом зажигательном конкурсе совершенно не требуется. Так же, как в «Смехе без правил» совсем необязательно кого-нибудь смешить. Главное - смачно матюкнуться в нужном месте. Вероятно, телевизионщики искренне уверены в том, что зритель в массе своей - довольно примитивное создание. Да и как им еще думать, если пошлятина в любых
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Engineers at the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency didn’t design the spacecraft to last through one lunar night, a two-week period of freezing darkness, but the Moon Sniper continues to thrive amid lunar extremes and send back new images of its landing site.

Elsewhere, an international team of astronomers believes it has homed in on a crater created a few million years ago when something massive slammed into the lunar surface — and sent a chunk of the moon’s far side, or the side that faces away from Earth, hurtling into space. The hunk of moon became a rare quasi-satellite, or asteroid that orbits near Earth.

The Tianwen-2 mission will visit the space rock later this decade. But first, China has set its sights on returning to the moon’s “hidden side.”
The Chang’e-6 mission, which launched Friday, is aiming to bring back the first samples from the South Pole-Aitken basin, or the largest and oldest crater on the moon. Since the Chang’e 4 mission in 2019, China remains the only country to have landed on the moon’s far side, sometimes called the “dark side” of the moon.

The “dark side” of the moon is actually a misnomer, experts say, and the remote lunar hemisphere receives illumination — scientists just don’t know as much about the region as they’d like.

The far side, with its thicker crust, is vastly different from the near side that was explored during the Apollo missions.

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Engineers at the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency didn’t design the spacecraft to last through one lunar night, a two-week period of freezing darkness, but the Moon Sniper continues to thrive amid lunar extremes and send back new images of its landing site.

Elsewhere, an international team of astronomers believes it has homed in on a crater created a few million years ago when something massive slammed into the lunar surface — and sent a chunk of the moon’s far side, or the side that faces away from Earth, hurtling into space. The hunk of moon became a rare quasi-satellite, or asteroid that orbits near Earth.

The Tianwen-2 mission will visit the space rock later this decade. But first, China has set its sights on returning to the moon’s “hidden side.”
The Chang’e-6 mission, which launched Friday, is aiming to bring back the first samples from the South Pole-Aitken basin, or the largest and oldest crater on the moon. Since the Chang’e 4 mission in 2019, China remains the only country to have landed on the moon’s far side, sometimes called the “dark side” of the moon.

The “dark side” of the moon is actually a misnomer, experts say, and the remote lunar hemisphere receives illumination — scientists just don’t know as much about the region as they’d like.

The far side, with its thicker crust, is vastly different from the near side that was explored during the Apollo missions.

Scientists hope that returning samples from the far side could solve some of the biggest remaining lunar mysteries, including the moon’s true origin.

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“People will say we’re one of the favorites. It’s the furthest thing from arrogance, but you have to have confidence and believe you can win it, otherwise you can’t.

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Engineers at the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency didn’t design the spacecraft to last through one lunar night, a two-week period of freezing darkness, but the Moon Sniper continues to thrive amid lunar extremes and send back new images of its landing site.

Elsewhere, an international team of astronomers believes it has homed in on a crater created a few million years ago when something massive slammed into the lunar surface — and sent a chunk of the moon’s far side, or the side that faces away from Earth, hurtling into space. The hunk of moon became a rare quasi-satellite, or asteroid that orbits near Earth.

The Tianwen-2 mission will visit the space rock later this decade. But first, China has set its sights on returning to the moon’s “hidden side.”
The Chang’e-6 mission, which launched Friday, is aiming to bring back the first samples from the South Pole-Aitken basin, or the largest and oldest crater on the moon. Since the Chang’e 4 mission in 2019, China remains the only country to have landed on the moon’s far side, sometimes called the “dark side” of the moon.

The “dark side” of the moon is actually a misnomer, experts say, and the remote lunar hemisphere receives illumination — scientists just don’t know as much about the region as they’d like.

The far side, with its thicker crust, is vastly different from the near side that was explored during the Apollo missions.

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The Tianwen-2 mission will visit the space rock later this decade. But first, China has set its sights on returning to the moon’s “hidden side.”
The Chang’e-6 mission, which launched Friday, is aiming to bring back the first samples from the South Pole-Aitken basin, or the largest and oldest crater on the moon. Since the Chang’e 4 mission in 2019, China remains the only country to have landed on the moon’s far side, sometimes called the “dark side” of the moon.

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